JULIAN SCHNABEL and SHARY BOYLE at the AGO

These two big shows opened just before I left Toronto for Brooklyn again. I was so happy that I was able to attend them with a wonderful ladies crew so close to me - comprised of my mom Regina, my sister Polly, Milena, Lindsay, Ameera and Ksenia. We started up top and were all very surprised and pleased with the Schnabel show ‘Art and Film’. Even mum and Polly whom neither have ever heard of this guy, seen his films, nor paintings, nor give a damn about his so-called historical relevance in the trajectory of painting’s lineage or in the 80s New York scene etc etc. loved it all. Maybe that helped, come to think of it. It’s just that they are usually so critical of everything in life that I assumed they would dismiss the work as a bunch of pompous b*lls**t, which is basically what I think of his machismo gestures, except that I love him for exactly that reason. But I am usually a sucker for huge paintings, maybe the physical act of looking up makes me feel like I am swooning! Milena cracked me up when she turned to me very seriously after perusing that first room, and like as a very serious art viewer looking for the no. 1 hits demanded, ‘the plates, the plates. I want to see those plates!’

Not crazy about Shary Boyle sadly… and the ladies had divided opinions all around about that, some loved, some hated, some loved and hated… as for my own opinion I was really psyched to see the show, and am still really psyched and proud that Boyle is a young woman with a solo show at the AGO and from Scarborough (!), but basically I am not a fan of overly aesthetic work that lacks in content and doesn’t challenge itself, let alone the viewer. I can tell she really likes indie rock and her various pieces are very fashionable and crafty with nice colours and a pluralistic sensibility which suit me fine, but unfortunately the work is weak… too hipster, not cool man. I do think her ceramics are beautiful and the projector piece is real neat but it’s all too decorative and I was not feeling the ‘Flesh and Blood’.


STREAM OF THOUGHT RANDOM INTERNET CRACK PROCRASTINATOR FOUND FROM WRITING LAST YEAR AND UPDATED WITH YOUTUBE PLAYLIST

What about a tee pee that doesn’t look like a tee pee but only functions like one, surface out and substance in, so sick of derivative indie rock looks squiggles and fetish of the thin wavering voice.

…trance passion that is knowingly cheesy and I don’t care, one must be sincere! Gabba gabba Dutch style rave do.

disparate connections:
Watching twin peaks again caused me to youtube david lynch clips, for I wanted to see my husband’s face again…anyway, following the loop downward spiral of clicking link after link after link it lead me to an especially wacky one of his transcendental meditation lectures in Berlin where this raja cum adolf Hitler sympathist became like an unstaged performance piece. The whole time I was watching twin peaks through my cold coupled with jonathan meese performance videos from the CFA website… I am an art nerd even in baths and strepsils no no I do not ever take breaks.
Then at the next tangent I looked up the very sexy Joan Chen from her role in the last emperor, utube sure is one holographic ephiphany connecter. The song I have been looking for so long, wondering who made the orginal and assuming it might be some Chinese classic (the one Anita Mui covered way back when) is composed by world music version of DAVID BYRNE. Jesus how could I have known as a child. So Cantopop refers back even to him too in the ‘West’, not just Wham! careless whispers renditions….

Other things that come to mind as I think of the possibilities of letter writing and postcards:
Paul mcmahon postcard series 1975 it’s very cool
Also postcard projects by gilbert and george and on kawara

And on another note, my inner 90s radical postmodern feminist has been agitating me to do something a little more rad again, let’s really try to overthrow the patriarchy once more gals and dudes, put up those machine guns! (More on that in a future article)

When I am at home in Scarborough I realize just how much suburban reality magnifies the way I am mediated through screens…cell phone tv computer screens, video game screens, movie screens, cooking show screens, Cathy and Kathy smoke screens… I also realize the neurosis of incessant pipe dreams playing on my brother’s iphone (now sassily renamed toobz). I think it was in Artforum that I once read that Seoul had the highest density of internet users because it had the highest density of LED mediated architectural facades.
Update to 2010: Other things I blissfully took breaks with on youtube this week while trying to work on my LAP TOP, I am so not a computer savvy so this is an arena that my stress becomes slightly relieved. yeeesh I cant wait until I find a place to start painting again….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqFl1HPrxOQ&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNNZL6MReWo&p=959D89662BBF1496&playnext=1&index=11
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90iaLaPMa9g
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyUjYJ5qdcU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtD5dxTcXm4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FACTx6fhpLc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJPNUjcrWSE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU8DDYz68kM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXb6bjCCtuY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ntELm03G4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvgEIbj50gQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rg4h62H6jk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a57PrFzTfYY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kujnl4Dys7s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0U-M9W4nKw

And like street fashion was to catwalks in the 90s onward, the Guggenheim museum has taken note the merits of you-tube as an artistic cultural phenomenon. Lovely to hear that my pal James B’s animation ‘I met the Walrus’ is shortlisted on this. Surreal that he was also nominated for an oscar when it first came out, shit. At some point in his life he was from Scarbs too, represent babe! If you want to know more about that:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/09/20/huffpost-arts-top-ten-pic_n_732578.html


MICHELLE AT THE POWERPLANT

Time has flown; this has been my summer of being a slave to children so it has taken me some time to recover my regular self again…

Just before I left Brooklyn in June, I was surprised by an email from a great friend whom I have not seen in a long time, the one and only Michelle Williams Gamaker. She had invited me to the press opening of the Adaptation group show at the Power Plant of which she was part. Michelle is an artist from London, currently working again in Amsterdam, and was one of the first people I met when I moved to Europe five years ago. I remember landing like a crackpot off the plane with two giant suitcases and no idea where I was, and she took care of me by letting me crash in her house with Zen and Kim, and kept me welcome there during the same time that Gary and his amazing crazy Polish girlfriend Anya were also visiting, it was a real full house with such bustling winter energy. Aside from the diversely chill intellectual conversation, I distinctly remember it being the only time I had tasted smoked vodka! (from Poland)… I also remember Michelle’s voice back then exclaiming ‘I feel like I’m getting a mass-age’ while trying to watch some insane quiz show about magic on television after her, Anya and I made a trip of perusing a smart shop two days after my arrival.

Anyway, In the time I have not seen her, she has completed her PhD at Goldsmiths, gotten married, and just co-directed a feature length entitled ‘Mère Folle’ with Mieke Bal. Woof! I miss you dear and hope to see you again soon <3

Happily, I managed to catch Adaptation just before it closed on Sept 12. It was a really nice summer show, with an accessible theme (albeit a little far stretched at times) of what I understood to be an exploration of pseudo-animalism in contemporary culture. I have seen Michelle’s myriad documentary projects in the past, but never her performative work. What she showed here was a video where she is filmed playing dead, whereby her pet dogs sniff and lick her all with a slow motion edit. It’s so uncomfortable to watch because I have never seen her so passive, and it’s all made to seem romantically bestial! The same uncanny feeling arises when my dog tries to clean my hand.

If you want to know more about this fabulous woman:
http://www.michellewilliamsgamaker.com/Home.html

IRONIC HERITAGE COMMERCIAL








I am a Canadian who tends to admit my nationality quite sheepishly.  I’m not fiercely proud, but I am very appreciative...

Anyway, upon coming home this summer, I was surprised by a new installment of an old-time favourite - on tv in the form of a commercial was my Toronto husband, the one and only Marshall McLuhan, on the Canadian Heritage Minutes!

By being so campy… Heritage Minutes are sixty second dramatizations that illustrate important moments in Canadian History. This was introduced to television in 1991 so they have been a part of my upbringing as much as ParticipAction ads. Without them the general public would never have known that Canadians (not anyone else and not, ahem, Americans basically) are responsible for inventing Superman, basketball, and get this – Standardized Time.  It was an attempt to articulate the difference between Canadian and American identity.

However, it’s intent on instilling patriotic virtues in the citizen’s everyday life is betrayed by low production value, theatrical wardrobe choices and bad acting. And the fact that the medium IS a one-minute television commercial. Zing! *Drum roll and Cymbal*

OSHEAGA PARADISE FUN!



A few weeks ago I was reminded of just how much my life is ruled by musical passions. I came back from a fantasy weekend at Osheaga music festival, where I got to reunite with my one and only Montreal posse and am still on a high from seeing so many amazing musicians, all in the comfort of VIP treatment! It was horrible adjusting to regular life again. That whole weekend made me grow extremely nostalgic in many directions, but especially towards the 90s. Not that I ever need any help reminiscing about the 90s…

I came towards the epiphany that this year’s lineup made me excited because it was a demographic-specific line-up: while there were plenty of bands to please all crowds, the more I looked around me the more I realized it was a festival for the aging ahem hep adult between their late twenties to thirties. This was not a place where 18 year olds fans would want to fork out 65 bucks a day to see PAVEMENT! Jon Spencer Blues Explosion!!, Snoop Dogg, Sonic Youth, Weezer, Devo, Jimmy Cliff, I think even the Black Keys and Major Lazor have the wink and nod for older music nerds. Yo did I say Pavement! That was my unexpected whammy, had no idea they were playing shows again. All the people I knew there were in some way blessed with artists passes that allowed us free entry, special toilets, golf cart rides to free drinks and fancy foods, bypassing lines and being able to see shows from the side of the stages. I was lucky enough to be with all my friends, and watch from a ¾ profile a still bitchy and floppy Steven Malkmus flouncing around and realized that he’s been the silhouette of my dream boyfriend from the age of 15 to present. Thought I had grown up, whatever, Pavement are cool! When the show ended my friend Fred Casia and I were strolling/following Stevie and I was completely busted for walking ‘oogly’, as Freddie put it.

The reason I get in for free is that my art collective has been developing projects their Salon des Arts the past five years, from the beginning. Back in 2003 I was one of 14 friends in Montreal who founded an informal art collective called the YPF, or the Young People’s Foundation (we chose a decidedly innocent title in the hopes of scoring grants…we were also younger at the time) of which our mandate was to celebrate ourselves as a creative community over any individual talent, and also as diverse practitioners in various cultural fields as a way to take a break from our usual practices. For me now, being an artist who must consider painting as ‘work’, it is so wonderful to drop all the conceptual bullshit for a time and just make a project for the fun of doing it with friends I love. This year we each designed psychedelic canvas corpses for a campfire installation.

Reminiscing, I remember when I used to live in Montreal how I would see like 2 shows a week (music not art), and hating this shitty little band that people talked about called Arcade Fire (they were so horrible, and that first ep sucked). Just before I made my move from Montreal to Amsterdam, this shitty band released their first album called Funeral and it blew my socks off. I remember seeing them play a show at the Salvation Army church as I was preparing my goodbyes in 2004, and it was such an amazing experience that it completely converted me. Now, 6 years later, this was the second time I’ve seen them, and I even came close to tearing up, standing there backstage like a proud parent...a band that started out so bad and turned out so good!

Photo: Dessa Harhay

Tweedledee and Tweedledum hum drum



Ok. So since the last time I wrote, emblazoned with this fabulous strength from my schizophrenic angel’s advice, I have been back home for exactly a month and that feeling is well, not really there anymore. How time flies! With no time for anything, while each day seems agonizingly long. This is the subjective pace of my adult life. I apologize for a few weeks of artpost MIA but as I said the weeks have flown and I hardly even knew as I have been caught up mind body and spirit with teaching printmaking and sculpture to 70 children a day at Cedar Ridge Creative Centre, which is basically my second home in Scarbs. My brain lies somewhere within the realm of 8-13 year old fixations such as clapping games, Alice in Wonderland and Justin Bieber. I’ll admit I’ve been pretty frazzled with adjusting to Scarborough life as I do every time, from moving back in with the lovely fam and being HOME, setting up the show at INDEXG, taking it down, trying to get organized, home renovation, a million chores etc. Not so exciting but extremely busy, bitchy and exhausted. Basically, I am on a really different angle these days.

But you know what, last week for the parent’s night installation I created a 10 foot painting of Paul the psychic octopus from the FIFA world cup, attached to painted tubes where balls rolled down onto a rotating carnie wheel that answered questions with ‘YES’, ‘NO’, or ‘maybe’. I was pretty proud of that: my first fortune telling, motorized art made with the help of teenage volunteers, cool! At the end of this 12 hour day I nervously asked Paul whether I would someday be able to worry only of art and not pay, and Paul answered YES. Bre, my workmate, gave me a congratulatory high five of relief.

On another good note, I have also been working (with some of the kids) on a group project with my Canadian art collective the YPF, of which we will be presenting our yearly art installation at Osheaga music festival in Montreal. I participate whenever I am in Canada and I’m so psyched about going back for a weekend reunion with all my friends there alongside a free pass for the two days. I’m excited to see Sonic Youth, but almost more excited to see Snoop Dogg…

In terms of art I have seen only a tiny bit since I’ve been back in Toronto. I did check out ‘The Empire of Dreams: Phenomenology of the Built Environment’ at MOCCA, which unfortunately revealed no such thing to me (a title like that kind of sets up the sucker punch for disappointment doesn’t it…) All the work were one liners… I mean I think An Te Liu’s air conditioner’s grouped to suggest a cloud was ok, and I did like the idea of the video work by Lisa Steele and Kim Tomczak but was bored by it to stay too long (I know that’s bad of me to say, but I swear I often love slow video art!). The car with the video projection by David Han reminded me too much of the hearse by the Bruce High Quality Foundation that I also didn’t like in the Whitney Biennale, so my opinion was already biased for that one. And the little piece based ‘after Asher and Huyghe’ of a few layers of paint scraped off the gallery wall, turned aesthetic, was a lame derivative yawn.

Ola kala (aka OK) I promise to sound more optimistic about contemporary art in the coming weeks... It's just that at this point I am having way more faith in the creativity of 8-13 year olds!

Samuel Beckett crazytown, see you later Brooklyn, and blesses to my guardian angel


This past week I’d been feeling really nuts from packing and leaving Brooklyn, matched with the psych out of preparing for show at INDEXG. It hadn’t really hit me until last minute, the stress of making sure that everything I had to do was crossed off my list and worrying about everything I forgot to put on that list. Have you ever heard that Umberto Eco said we make lists because we don’t want to die? Nice one, right!

I had made a day to ignore lists. After wandering the Brooklyn botanical garden in a bizarre and melancholy state, I passed the main branch of the mesmerizing Brooklyn public library on my way home, which seemed to draw me towards its art deco façade, borrow a book and sit outside under the umbrellas. I was sad that I would only be able to start a novel but not finish, as there was no point borrowing something I’d return days later. Anyway the first title that caught my eye was Samuel Beckett’s ‘Molloy, Malone dies and the Unnamable’. Yeah! I had just finished ‘Waiting for Godot’ (one insane read) the day before while I was waiting for my laundry to dry, and so it seemed apropos to continue on Beckett’s depressing literary tangents. Literature that you should have read when you were 19 but didn’t… well Beckett is that for me, so I was ecstatic.

As I sat down, hardly having gotten through the first page, a cute looking lady in her 30s plops down on the chair beside me to which I don’t take mind, except I was curious why she chose to sit with me when there were plenty of free tables around us. She had a notebook and scribbled in it occasionally, although during the two hours that I read, she spent her time mostly just sitting. I thought she was waiting for someone but when a man approached her, he only was selling bottled water.

At the table to my left was this sewing bee posse of Caribbean ladies, their kids running around to pass the time. I got to know these women by overhearing their conversation, serendipitously mixing with Beckett’s words. The sassiest voice was talking about walking with God, and how her friend did not walk with Him the way that she did! All the while, I read about Beckett’s bike. Within the first twenty pages of Molloy there is one random line about China, and as I read the word ‘China’, at exactly the same time, one of the ladies spoke the word ‘China’, exclaiming of a tale from a country close by ‘where people are Chinese and Indian looking too, but not Tibet’. What chances! At one point the mom was annoyed at the daughter for running around too much so she reprimanded half-heartedly, ‘Don’t you have an exam! Get a book, and go practice some STUFF.’ The lady at my table kept chuckling at this other table’s conversation as much as I was. As I read, I just thought to myself what a motley crew we all were, sitting together and not together at all.

Eventually the sewing bee left, and out of nowhere the lady next to me asked me whether my book was any good, so we began pleasantly to chitchat. It took me some time, but I realized slowly that everything she said was made up of non-sequiturs, and that she may have been schizophrenic or so. Whatever it was, it was really my kinda logic. It was so great to talk to her because everything she said made perfectly calm, prodigal sense, while not literally making any sense at all. The first piece of advice she gave me was when describing her ex-boyfriend after explaining what life was like, being a mother and sister to him, and that her ex, who ‘unlike a lion who lives only in the present, they don’t have to remember the past like we do. RIGHT. It’s important to let go of the past when it isn’t good for you to move on… RIGHT.’ She ended most sentences with a strong pause and… RIGHT. Totally affirming, and also analogous to Beckett’s infamous pausing. Once in a while she would pause, to point out a variety of passersby who all looked just like her cousin.

In the course our chatting the hour away, she seemed to indirectly tap into worries and desires I had on my mind like an oracle. Her conversation ranged all different places pulled out of thin air, from Atlanta to Iraq, how I should travel to Connecticut (I was just telling Kate how I forgot to check out Yale but never did), she asserted that I will be going back to school for marketing next year (I’m not, but considered more grad school, which is a sort of marketing isn’t it), the importance of walking away from and forgetting bad men (I like bad men!), and that all I needed to do is go to the post office tomorrow, apply for a new passport and SIN there to upgrade my life and get a job. WHAT!

When she complimented my sunglasses I told her they were actually my sister’s. Adrian (my new friend) told me that I should get a great gift for her, such as a bouquet of flowers, since material goods made superficial presents. I told her that was a great piece of advice! The more we talked, the more I found myself repeating that what she had to say was a great piece of advice. But eventually I got too hungry and cold with the sun setting, so I finally excused myself, returned the book, and said goodbye.

‘So nice to meet you baby boo, I know something good’s gonna happen to you, something good’s gonna happen to you’ she said as I shook her hand, curtseyed, and headed home.

I walked through industrial Gowanus with David Bowie’s LOW album on my headphones. With the second half of that album sounding like an alien epic, it added to the feeling I might have journeyed to the end of the world. I noticed that I held my head up with Polly’s shades staring into the sun, whereas that whole day I had looked to the ground, watching for tripping and dog shit. My guardian angel (!) blessed me with the most peculiar, triumphant feeling.

Oh Yoko likes my T-shirt


I went to the Whitney Biennial with my friends Meiko and Yoshico. I took it as a bad sign that I chose a day one weekend when the subway was rerouted crazytime, it took me hours to get from Brooklyn into the city…all after realizing that I did not in fact have a free ticket to get in as I thought. Boo. It wasn’t about the money (well, kind of)… it was about how mostly everyone I knew griped about the show, so not worth paying for! I recently had a conversation with my friend Abi regarding our respective backgrounds, and the discrepancy between the ‘Chinese cheap’ and the ‘Jew cheap’ which is this yo: Jews are all about the low prices, which is the obvious building block for cheapness. Chinese people agree, but the Chinese cheap has an additional dimension of prizing discounts as a sliding value system. Meaning that if something is say 2 dollars, that is ok, but fabulous if the thing is of 5 dollar retail! Meaning one might splurge on discount designer while walking an extra mile to get ice cream and broccoli at 50 cents cheaper (what my friend Natika and I do...) So, the Whitney costs 18 bucks to get in while I was supposed to get in for free, but in the end paid the $12 student price as the guy got distracted by my t-shirt. That equals an ok deal.
Editor’s note: If I must clarify that I don’t think all Jewish or Chinese people are actually cheap, then you gotta be kidding me.
PS Editor’s note: I forgot that you can just get the stickers that people leave on the post outside the Whitney from after they leave. Good advice for students, poor and/or cheap people of all ethnicities.
Anyway. I feel like I am starting to turn into one of those picky art people in New York, in the same way that I have always been picky for the best deals in town. Before I arrived, I was real psyched to check out all shows, hungry for art. I had never seen any of the Biennales before and I was excited to go, except now after 3 months of NY art overload I seem to have earned the right to complain about it first.
Well, the pieces I really liked were from a compilation on the top floors that showcased selections of work from all the past biennials. William Anastasi’s ‘5 photos with 5 cameras’ and Richard Artschwager ‘Description of a table’ are sublime! It was nice to see a compilation of past artists, some of which are now big names and some whom have slipped out of the canon of art history over time. I don’t have to say that anytime I get to see Philip Guston I am in heaven. In this year’s show, Charles Ray’s hippie dippy flower doodles was by far my favourite. I liked the idea of curators Francesco Bonami and Gary Carrion-Murayari trying to pin down a loose idea of ‘Americaness’ in 2010, but I was just disappointed at how much bad work was there. For instance, the comparison between Michael Jackson and Baudelaire…. Duh.
Downstairs, when Meiko, Yoshico and I had our tickets scanned, the guard at the entrance made an animated proclamation that ‘Yoko Ono is in the building!’ You can imagine how totally psyched my two Japanese girlfriends were to go and find her somewhere to make some chitchat. I myself wasn’t bothered about the idea, as thought I had no care for celebrity, but when we were upstairs on the top floor I turned around from examining something to see the three of them politely chatting in Japanese. Ah! Yoko Ono, my hero, who now in her seventies looked super fit in a black spandex tracksuit and a big white brimmed hat. I couldn’t help but look at her chest, as I was very accustomed through videos depicting her fabulously large, pendulous breasts. Today it seemed as though she had a bra, or the suit was keeping it together. I moved towards them but had nothing to say; just watching them talk, staring at Yoko with a dumb grin on my face. I was surprised she was so patient and nice about getting stopped by fans, but my friends are so adorable who could be rude to them... As she talked I guess because I was silent and dumb, trying to hide behind Meiko, she kept looking at me, and finally asked me what my shirt said. I wish I had a recording of her voice as she leaned towards my chest, reading ‘Good girls go to heaven Bad girls go to… Italy!’ she laughed at the punch line and stuck out her hand with a smile, saying it was nice to meet me.
*Sparkles* In my head was the sensation of bubbles popping. We shook hands and said bye bye bye. It was cool that my shirt was her exit from fan chat. I thought of her poetry. And hey, the curator is from Italy man, what are the chances.
I was starstruck! Art! Starstruck! Two words I hate to see together! However, it made it totally worth the 12 bucks… Americano, yes baby.

SKIN BLOODY FRUIT AT THE NEW MUSEUM-goers


Hello, I am back! If anyone might have missed me the past couple weeks in ARTPOST, all was painfully due to my computer crashing. Many arty things to report, but lets do the 'time machine', not all at once...

My lovely Swiss friend Eva-Fiore Kovacovsky is like my artist doppelganger in situ (she was also in NYC for 3 months to check out the city), and like a cat, came back 10 days later 'hungry for art', in her words. Last Thursday evening, after visiting Eva's group exhibition in DUMBO, we decided to walk the Manhattan bridge for dumplings and to Jeff Koons curated show of the Greek collector Dakis Joannou's art at the New Museum. We both thought it was time, seeing as Thursday nights are free, and it was a sign that I saw old Jeff make an adorable cameo as a politician in 'MILK' the evening before. He's a real good talker all right!

Starting on the top floor to work our way down the 'SKIN FRUIT' (yawn, that's actually the title of the show), it wasn't that all the work was necessarily bad, but we already expected it to be a bad show. What we didn't expect was this - an insane, amazing situation that was completely sublime and would have made Tino Sehgal really happy (he has a work in the show as we find out later). Here is Eva's description:

“Today in the New Museum we saw the most beautiful art piece, only realizing after that what we were witness of was not a work of art but a moment in time which seemed so absurd and bewitched from our viewpoint that we could only explain it by calling it a work of art. There is this little "balcony" like view down on the narrow stairs that lead from the 4th to the 3th floor. When looking down on the stairs we saw 5 people. Amy was already looking down when I joined here. Something was odd. All the people seemed frozen, and without movement for many minutes. One of two women standing together was moving very slightly, a third was standing in a way that she was blocking the stairs. I was sure that she was a sculpture, as I could not explain it to myself in any other way. Facing this woman and with his back to us was a man leaning on the wall with a white plastic shopping bag. Also he seemed to be out of movement, frozen. It was a uncanny situation and at the same time so perfect, natural and logical that you cant help but doubt if what you are seeing is something that is staged and made up. As longer we observed the more convinced we got that what we where seeing were sculptures not real people, but we couldn't be sure. It all was just too perfect, how they where standing, the everyday poses but also ordinary clothes and things they where carrying with them (white plastic bag). The woman in front who was not interacting with the two others after a time slowly looked up at us, then just walked down the stairs and out of the scene. Just like that. Ok, I thought, so it's not sculpture, it's performance that seems to get to a ending. But although I understood her now as a character in a performance I was somehow still convinced that what we where seeing were puppets, until the young man moved his leg. It was so weird, and how I explained to myself was that this puppet has a little motor in his leg, that makes him able to do this movement. Because how else could he have moved? But then, with any pre-warning the two last persons on our imaginary stage walked down the stairs and away.

So what happened? What where we witness of? Was it the white cube walls we were surrounded by that made us experience this tiny bit of reality as a wonderful and special art piece? Or was it a frozen, transcendental moment in time?? Is this what art is supposed to be like? And what are we going to make of it?”

To me, the situation was totally baroque in its composition because the woman on the stairs had one foot forward, with her finger pointing on the banister, head tilted at ¾ profile, actually each person was looking in a different direction in perfect tableaux which echoed the Kiki Smith sculpture above on the wall, in relation to the other figures standing in their suggestive stillness... that slight quivering of the man's leg became completely horrifying. What an amazing ART! We thought. And so we proceeded down the next floor because we wanted to look at the 'piece' from a closer perspective, only to realize all the figures had all disappeared. Omg, FREAKY! We thought. We even had to ask a guard to verify whether there was a performance that happened, of which there wasn't. What art nerds we are, and as Eva says, 'so losers'.

But I later realized how the rest of the exhibition was filled with all assortment of distorted, badass figurative sculpture (the curating!) from Liza Lou, Maurizio Cattelan to Paul Mccarthy, David Altmejd, Urs Fischer etc etc. This made our situation all the more appropriate, unsettling and shocking than any actual work in the show. Which made all the more apparent the strained, affected intention of the whole exhibition. Or it could be that the show was so effective that we were vibed out by it unconsciously, I'm hovering on that notion!

Photo: Eva-Fiore Kovacovsky

Fabulous Kate, Solange, and Red Hook nook


A shout out to Kate Noll and Solange Roberdeau, the lovely ladies who serendipitously brought me to New York - they used to live together when I first visited Kate last May (how I got to know Solange). As soon as I left then, Solange invited me back to take her room for a month last July, since she was starting her master’s program at MICA in Baltimore. This time around, Solange had found another studio apartment, so again there was a room for me. On the end of Henry Street, in the lovely Red Hook neighbourhood of Brooklyn.

Kate, as I wrote before, is my roommate and friend from when we lived in Amsterdam. Her profession is sets. She has been lamenting aspects of her current gig for MAN CAVES, a home renovation TV show celebrating macho interior design. I imagine this just might have a similar target audience as the show MANSWERS, or MAN VS BEAST, all equally fascinating ethnographic studies. I think it’s amazing that she’s working on this because her home décor tastes are so feminine. We attended the premier of Kate’s other project, which was the movie City Island. While agreed that it was no masterpiece (it feels like a tame derivative of ‘Todd Solondz’s Happiness’), it was fun and a real blast on a sleepy, hung over Friday night. The real blast was clapping for Kate when the credits rolled, hoorah!

Solange and I recently hung out at a great dive called the Ice House with a patio, cheap beer, 2 dollar pulled pork sandwiches and a music mix of Nirvana and Ben E. King, a complete dream! It was the perfect place for a catch up, to both applaud and gripe about art and life. For instance, the staying trend of pit bulls in Brooklyn versus why they have been banned in Ontario. I think it is because Ontarians are very safe people where one wishes to look down the road of life and see it all clear, straight and true for them, while Brooklyn is probably still full of Puerto Rican dog-fighting! Another point was assuming that great art events happen all the time in NY, but actually there are also tons of terrible ones. Once suffering through part of an 8 hour Sean Landers book reading graced by his famous art people was not near worth the free beer. We prefer the Ice House.

Based on my extensive har har Wikipedia research, H.P. Lovecraft lived in Red Hook at one point in his life and wrote a racist story dedicated to it (I haven’t read) lovingly titled ‘The Horror at Red Hook’. Also, ‘In the 1990s LIFE named Red Hook as one of the "worst" neighborhoods in the United States and as "the crack capital of America”’. But these days I have never felt more safe here, and plus the Red Hook swimming pool down the street is by far the best, grooviest outdoor pool I’d ever been to. I love that on their website they state that Al Capone began his ‘career’ across the street, whatever that means.

Walking around this neighbourhood reminds me of roaming the streets only of cities that I have lived in, of Xiamen, Amsterdam, Toronto (ps Scarborough loves!) and of Montreal… and how I hold such strong alliances to these places, while at the same time keeping the distance of an observer, of an empathetic alien with one foot in the door and one foot stretched far out the other way. The crew of old fellas slapping their dominos outside on the corner here remind me of the old ladies on the corner in Xiamen who played a mysterious card game with what looked like domino-sized ticket stubs.

Marlene’s opening and getting trashed at David Zwirner’s house….


Last week, after an exhausting afternoon in Chelsea (by afternoon I mean an hour and a half, which is the max I can handle of Chelsea at one time, btw Robert Adams was my favourite show this time around) I went to Marlene Dumas’ opening at David Zwirner of which I was psyched about because I’d never seen her solo show before, and of course I was psyched to see her again too. The opening, to be expected, was hectic, so it was hard to look at the show as a whole, instead shuffling through crowds to see each piece. Kind of nice though to have those paintings, of which I feel more and more real mortality in them (and more grace too) to be surrounded by drinking and talking people everywhere. But to see the show properly, I have to go back when the place is empty and deathly still. Of course the first person I spot in the crowd outside was Dominic, the director of De ateliers (my former residency), sulking around and slurping beers…I thought to myself how lovely it was that he came all this way for her, and I was strangely touched by it. Later on we found Avery Preesman and his gf so it turned out there was an ateliers entourage after all. You could see Marlene all pretty in a shiny golden dress and birkenstocks that matched her hair, flushed from being interviewed in a corner that felt very hot full of people. From an empty stomach, I was tipsy after two couple beers at the opening; later she called us ‘tomato types’ from the way our faces reddened. I want to steal that line too, my mom calls me a chili pepper...
Afterward, my gal pal Dineo Bopape and I were invited to the dinner of which we were just given an address. I thought we were going to some fancy restaurant in the east village… we walked in and a lady took my coat, I thought it was strange she didn’t give me a number for it. Then as I walked upstairs I was greeted by this open domestic modern space full of art, I still thought it was some kind of fabulous concept restaurant. It was super comfortable, I only realized it was a collector’s house when I sauntered past some Lisa Yuskavage paintings off a mantel into the library with multiple copies of the same artist books, and a video installation of three televisions on the floor. OH- it’s David Zwirner’s house *lightbulb*. It was pretty fab/absurd to eat dinner next to what I thought was a Jason Rhoades shelf-like (domestic sized) sculpture, a Neo Rauch (museum sized) painting in front, to the right a whole room emitting pink neon light that I forgot to even check out, and open bar catering, all dangerous combinations for an impressionable emerging artist as I, very well behaved. By the end of the party Marlene, her South African friend, Dineo and I ended up holding hands, dancing and singing back up to Leonard Cohen’s ‘Hallelujah’ and forgetting the words to Bob Dylan’s ‘Knocking on Heaven’s Door’ by a piano while everyone else patiently waited for us to finish. Then we jumped in a cab and sang all the way to a bar voor late night frites met mayonnaise, oysters and cocktails… the next day I lost my voice.


Kuniyoshi Love!


On March 10 I was invited to a preview of an amazing exhibition at the Japan society of Utagawa Kuniyoshi's prints by my new friend Mieko Anekawa (nice mouthful of Japanese names innit!), whom I had met recently in Toronto at the opening of her group show at Energy Gallery, run by my friend David Cheung. It was very kind of her to invite me, almost a stranger, to have champagne and sushi with her at this formal event.

Miraculously my roommate Kate found one pair of sparkly flats in her closet full of shoes that were too small for her, to fit me the night before the event, a little Cinderella-ish one might say. I had been warned that I wasn’t allowed to wear my converse sneakers in, not even paired with a skirt! Originally I thought I might just try to sneak by with my runners and I am very glad I didn’t. When I arrived I saw it was indeed a fanciful affair and I probably would have been sent home. It is very unusual of me to be in New York City and to have not bought any shoes by this time… actually no shopping in general (yet), my will power has been really holding up!

Anyway. I'd been a fan of Kuniyoshi for a long time and it's just stunning to see all these prints together in the flesh, in all it’s tactile, papery flesh glory. He has been one of my long-standing art husbands/historical passions, in that he is one of those artists who can do the time warp. Those prints could have been made yesterday if only contemporary artists still had that kind of patience and care for skillful craft. Of the popular edo print artists, he’s much weirder and funnier than say Hokusai or Hiroshige. I only made it through half the show since I was so mesmerized by the tiny formal details, hypnotized for hours.... the linework of the hair, the woodblock tiny calligraphy, all those subtle masculine and feminine shapes, compositions to die for! The humour and his mixture of beauty and grotesqueness is what makes him feel so fresh for me. A parallel to James Ensor, maybe even Frans Hals, also ‘historical passions’ of mine, also totally fresh, yo.

Last week was NY art week BABY


‘What’s this whole world coming to/Things just ain’t the same/Any time the hunter gets captured by the game’ *sexy harmonica follows*

I’ve been listening to this song incessantly by the Marvelettes, and it’s really been stuck in my head all throughout my battering from art fairs last week. I only made it to three, but as a small potatoes lightweight, I’m still totally wasted from them…

First up, I was on my friend Marjel’s guest pass for the Armory preview. Of course I was glad to experience this amazing monolith, but of course, if not for the free ticket I would never have been willing. Artists by nature dislike fairs more than anyone else, and why would any optimistic schlep pay 30 bucks to see the meat market grinding away at its hardest? Obviously, there is tons of fabulous work, but that’s beside the point.

The interesting thing though, is all the talk in the art world about, well the art world, and formats like the Armory being at its wits end... I could feel it, as if we were perusing the belly of a great old beast, holding dearly onto some fabulous prestige, trying to keep itself from imploding. The whole place felt kind of… humbled, as weird as that sounds. Over my shoulder I heard gallery assistants from these kinds of galleries, for the first time so gentle and coaxing with their explanations to potential patrons:
- Yes you know, well what makes this piece so special is that part of the area of the painting is shiny. And see here, how other sections are not, such as this part. The colours are also fantastically vivid, don’t you think? It’s another special feature. Are you familiar with Gary Hume’s work?
And around another corner:
- Much contemporary art today questions the notion of, reality. As in, what might be real, and what might not be. In photography, as in this example, the artist would like to question what exactly one might perceive as reality!

More than at any other art fair I’d been to, it was so clear cut then, that those with the booths were the ones with the merch, and those with the furs and rings were the ones with the money, on this afternoon preview since this was just before the regular ‘public’ came to validate it as a spectacle. Marjel and I felt like we were spying. You could tell clearly who was a gallerist, who was a curator, who was an artist, who was an associate of these said groups, and then who were the ones looking to invest, new money and old. As the evening progressed, normally dressed people and the eager students/artists began to stream in, balancing the demographics. That was the best part of ‘experiencing’ the whole hoopla for me, this nutty people watching. In any case, what calmed my nerves was seeing an Alex Katz and a Yayoi Kusama painting on the same day. It doesn’t matter their context, as soon as I see one, I feel so elated and peacefully content, my faith in art becomes restored. I am just an old fashioned painter after all.

Second up, the Independent was amazing for a fair, and by far the best. It was a very relaxed and chilled out ‘arty’ vibe, with lots of great work, way more my style, way more experimental and conceptual. But it made me feel like such a square, everything was presented so coolly. Michael Krebber, whose work was there, once made me feel that way when he dissed my (practice) paintings when he did an artist talk in Amsterdam…. same feeling dude.

One can easily find all sorts of great reviews for it, but while I agree with all the praise the Independent got, one could feel it was trying very hard to regain realness and intellect. A bit almost braggy for being open, more democratic, grungy (I mean one can be grungy and independent when galleries have reputations like that!) Almost like, ‘look at us, we are selling ideas once again, not just commodities!’ Anyway, I really liked how it was presented as kind of a cross between an exhibition and a farmers market, and it was much more propositional than a fair normally is, a nice big question mark.

Third up, while at the Independent we ran into a guy I met last summer, whom my friend Kate worked on a film set with, and lo and behold, turns out he’s an artist who had a booth at Scope. He gave us a free pass and I went because it was free, but unfortunately it was so horrible (Kim Dorland is in it, no offense to my friend or him), but it was a total waste of my last art fair hour. There was tons of figurative painting and I hated it, hoping no one ever lumped me into that type of hipster drivel. I really regretted that I didn’t instead rush to Volta, where my friend Jen had a booth and also there were a couple of Canadian galleries, but by then I felt like I had been captured. Time to go home… and watch the Oscars.

American border


I finished sweating my pants out at the American border just now. But I am still on the train, I made it past Niagara Falls after a long and painfully arduous interrogation regarding my status as an artist headed for New York. Feeling like a criminal for no real reason, hearing myself explain true yet false-sounding facts about myself, made me realize how my life does not make any logical sense! I had the strange sensation as if I was trying to pose as an adult to the US border patrol guard and was not convincing enough.

Never in all my travels have I gotten so much hassle, blessed with the privileges of a Canadian passport. However, this is the first time I have attempted visiting the States for three months, so I guess I was asking for it.

After spending a week without sleep, forcing oil paintings to dry in my Toronto studio, huffing too many fumes, packing up heavy paintings across town etc etc. I was absolutely determined not to get stuck at the border and sent home... but what power can one have!
The man in charge asked:
-You’re coming back in June! How old are you?
-28
Why are you traveling to New York?
-reunions with my peers, to see their exhibitions, see all the other exhibitions, get new inspiration… I have a show with a gallery in Toronto in June so I am returning home then….
-Where do you work, when was your last paycheck!
-I work for the City of Toronto, and for Jumblies youth programs in Scarborough… last paycheck was well, about a month ago.
-What do you do?
-I am a painter but I teach part-time.
-So are you a painter or a teacher?
-A painter, who teaches art part time.
-So you’re telling me your employers give you three months off just to look at art!
-Well, yeah.
-Your friend that you are staying with, how do you know her, where is she from and what does she do?
-I know her from when I lived in Amsterdam, but she is American, from Berkeley, living in New York. She does set design for independent films
-What does that mean? What design? What films?
-I don’t know!

This is when he came upon a form for the Pollock Krasner Foundation wedged between my paperwork… by the look in his eyes I knew there was something very wrong with that.
-This form is to get money in America! You can’t get money from America if you aren’t an American citizen. Why are you looking to America for money that is meant for Americans? This is very suspicious!
I tried to explain… it sounded insane. Why would any American foundation give money to international artists to make art outside of the United States?
And so I was asked to please take a seat on a bench next to a group of Parisian Arab men, a woman who claimed to be a volunteer for a living, and a girl of Tibetan descent, all suspect stereotypes.
Then I had to fetch my belongings while they kept my passport, so I assumed I was being sent home. But luckily it was only to thoroughly examine my luggage.

And after we each explained our individual travel histories we were gradually let back on the train. One of the Parisians chatted me up about it afterward, calling the U.S. ‘funny, huh’. He asked me about my travels and where I was from, then asked,
-So where you go now, China?
-No. New York, duh.
I get that kind of thing so much, as I get older I almost understand it.

Michael Snow


A friendly butcher:
As I type now, I am nostalgically reminded of ‘the friendly butcher’ – the name of a zine I made with my girl posse when we lived in Toronto as teenagers. We produced two issues of this obscure thing whose name we stole off an actual butcher shop in the east end, to serve as an anonymous moniker for us gang of four. It included all manners of diverse, idiotic cultural observations in the form of text and image couplings, an embarrassing reflection of my grunge stoner DIY beginnings, not so dissimilar to the paintings I make now actually. I do miss my old typewriter with the really tough keys, and earnestly stapling stacks of photocopies together.

On the opposite spectrum of nostalgia, was my visit to the PowerPlant a few weeks back to check out the Michael Snow exhibition, showing a new body of work by the Canadian fave at 81 years old, still going strong. Rock on man. It was nothing near the sort of ‘greatest hits retirement album’ that I was expecting. Instead, it was a display of fresh work based on his good old, concrete foundation, and it was dare I say, very cute. I was particularly captured by the language piece that interchanged English, French and Flemish. Since I have lived both in Montreal and Amsterdam but am not much with either of their languages (Dutch and Flemish are very close), it made me very happy to be realize I could ‘read’ most of the words in Snow’s piece, and a hoot to have the ones I didn’t know taught to me by disorienting video screens.

(Image caption: Michael Snow, Piano Sculpture (detail), 2009. Photo by Steve Payne)